Jeff Alpert

Jeff Alpert

Personal Details

Biography

Jeff Alpert, a native of Boston and Miramar, Florida, who eventually settled in Tampa, is a multifaceted individual with a passion for the creative arts.

As an American actor, Alpert has had a storied career, albeit with limited success. He has appeared in several TV shows, including Seinfeld, Beverly Hills 90210, and Melrose Place, as well as feature films like "I Love Trouble" alongside Julia Roberts.

However, Alpert's most notable achievement is his ability to blend into the background, often appearing as an extra with his back to the camera. In fact, a director once praised his talent, stating that he has "one of the best backs of the heads in the business."

Alpert's daughter, Hannah, is his greatest production, and she enjoys hearing her father's stories about his experiences on the set of 90210, where he played various roles behind, beside, or in front of other actors.

Before "Soulmates," Alpert's only credited acting role was in the film Lumiere and Company, directed by David Lynch. Unfortunately, he was credited under the name Jeffe Alperi, a name he has never used, which may have been a result of his alleged imbibing of George Clooney's tequila before the shoot.

Despite this, Alpert did make a lasting impression on David Lynch, who reportedly said, "I'll never work with that guy again." While it's unclear whether this was a positive or negative remark, it's undeniable that Alpert has left his mark on the industry.

One bright spot in Alpert's career is his screenplay, which he claims is more entertaining and humorous than this biography. Industry heavyweight...okay, his mom, who has read the screenplay, believes that if it were made into a movie and she had exhausted all other viewing options, she would consider watching it.

As Alpert lacks an agent, manager, publicist, or "people," he can be contacted directly through himself. In fact, he wrote his own biography, making himself easily accessible to anyone interested in his work or, more likely, his fascinating life story.

Career

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Human Hibachi 2
Human Hibachi 2 as Doug Patrick
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2020
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
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Human Hibachi
Human Hibachi as Doug Patrick
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1994
I Love Trouble
I Love Trouble as Party Goer (uncredited)